Cowboy Wisdom

cowboy wisdom

Never walk when you can ride, and never stand when you can sit.
 

A man is not born a cowboy - he becomes one.
 

Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.
 

Never squat with your spurs on.
 

Its a mistake to drive black cattle in the dark.
 

Most men are like a barbed wire fence, they all have their good points.
 

Only a fool argues with skunks, mules or cooks.
 

Tossing the rope before building a loop will not catch a calf.
 

Nobody but cattle know why they stampede and they ain't talking.
 

If the rodeo doesn't kill you, the commute probably will.