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Never walk when you can ride, and never stand when you can sit. |
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A man is not born a cowboy - he becomes one. |
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Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town. |
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Never squat with your spurs on. |
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Its a mistake to drive black cattle in the dark. |
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Most men are like a barbed wire fence, they all have their good points. |
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Only a fool argues with skunks, mules or cooks. |
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Tossing the rope before building a loop will not catch a calf. |
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Nobody but cattle know why they stampede and they ain't talking. |
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If the rodeo doesn't kill you, the commute probably will. |
